Sunday, January 20, 2008

Brief Life Expectancy

Dr. David Reuben's Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, first published in 1969. The chapter on homosexuality explained, "The homosexual must constantly search for the one man, the one penis, the one experience, that will satisfy him. He is the sexual Diogenes, always looking for the penis that pleases. That is the reason he must change partners endlessly. [In gay marriages] the principals never stop cruising. They may set up housekeeping together, but the parade of penises usually continue [sic] unabated ... Mercifully for both of them, the life expectancy of their relationship together is brief."
Whoa. To say that I was dumb struck with astonishment by the statement from the good doctor would be a huge understatement. But i wasn't surprised. Unfortunately. I am hoping that it's not 100% true, all the time. I'm sure as hell going to bet all my eggs that I would remain true to the fact that the magic can happen again.

It will.

No really...it will.

1 comment:

Francisquito said...

Hoping against hope that he is dead wrong...