Thursday, March 04, 2010

"When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty"

"I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened..."

"Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious."


1 comment:

Blogger said...

I have just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.